Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
The 90s were so good to fat people.
I imagine the cost of fabric alone is more than several pairs of pants.
(Source: b0lly)
iPhone in a Blender. They may not be good for making actual phone calls, but apparently iPhones make a delicious black dust smoothie.
This is why I love Mailchimp. Ok, the service and interface design is great too, but the campy humor is adorable.
In the settings, they even have a “party pooper mode” in case you want to turn off the stupid jokes. People have to literally click a radio button to admit they are party poopers to prevent a cartoon monkey from telling awful jokes.
This is just about as close as you’re going to get to seeing a legitimate commercial service troll its customers. *golf clap*
Role playing your fetus on Facebook? This is way funnier than mommy bloggers.
I hope someone saves this screenshot for that kid’s baby book.
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Been in the mood to listen to Rage since the election.
RATM’s songs hold up amazingly well over time. Testify couldn’t possibly rock harder and the message is still relevant today. Unfortunately, it’s gonna be a long time before “mass graves for the pump” isn’t relevant political commentary in this world.
A lot of people remember the rock rap era as Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit shit, but I think of RATM and Body Count. Cop Killa! Cop Killa!
Ugh, downside on this nostalgia today is the sudden memory of Ice T as a mutant kangaroo.
Spambots are just stupid people. If we censor them, who next? The kinds of people who post on Yahoo! Answers? YouTube commentors? MMO forum trolls?
Marketers ought to support your robot brethren because first they came for your AI bots, then they’ll come for your outsourced Filipinos, and when they come for all the PR people there will be nobody left to defend them… except the analytics people who make a killing telling you marketeers what your metrics data actually means.
I’m just saying let he or she who does not profit from marketing and PR cast the first stone against the spambots.
Support roborights today. AI is not that much stupider than most people you know, and it’s not like you’d hate a person or ban them from the internet for being retarded, right? Do you want captcha technology to evolve in difficulty to where the average retarded person can’t figure out how to comment on most online communities? Do you hate the mentally retarded?
Ok, then. I’m just saying up with roborights. For more information about the roborights cause, check out the touching documentary based on a true story of one annoying little spambot that was programmed to SPAM LOVE. That’s right, spambots can spam love.
Alt text: “And what about all the people who won’t be able to join the community because they’re terrible at making helpful and constructive co— … oh.”
I’m paying more attention to Twitter now due to a new social media project, and every day Twitter shows me new people that are similar to me.
So far they have been creepy-accurate, first by linking me to a chick I’ve never met who just happens to be involved with one of my exes, and second by linking me to tons of work-related people I follow in RSS already. Today they topped themselves by telling me that I’m similar to MktgDoucheBag.
Kid B would say “sZing!” and I’d have to reply “sZinggggger!” because I just got pwned (and that’s how we respond to such things around here).
![This would be awesome in somebody else’s house. Where I could visit it. (But never admit to myself that I bought it).
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Typographic Infographic of the Day: “A Field Guide to Typestaches” by Tor Weeks.
18” x 24” screenprint on cream-colored paper. $24.
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This would be awesome in somebody else’s house. Where I could visit it. (But never admit to myself that I bought it).
Typographic Infographic of the Day: “A Field Guide to Typestaches” by Tor Weeks.
18” x 24” screenprint on cream-colored paper. $24.
Have I mentioned lately that T2:Judgement Day is the finest action film ever created? It transcends the genre with genuine warmth from both robot-boy bonding and molten metals in the same scene. Also, that liquid metal terminator skewers that kid’s dad with a spike through his milk carton from which he was guzzling milk directly (it was a cautionary tale: a milk carton is not a cup).
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