Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
![This would be awesome in somebody else’s house. Where I could visit it. (But never admit to myself that I bought it).
thedailywhat:
Typographic Infographic of the Day: “A Field Guide to Typestaches” by Tor Weeks.
18” x 24” screenprint on cream-colored paper. $24.
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This would be awesome in somebody else’s house. Where I could visit it. (But never admit to myself that I bought it).
Typographic Infographic of the Day: “A Field Guide to Typestaches” by Tor Weeks.
18” x 24” screenprint on cream-colored paper. $24.
Have I mentioned lately that T2:Judgement Day is the finest action film ever created? It transcends the genre with genuine warmth from both robot-boy bonding and molten metals in the same scene. Also, that liquid metal terminator skewers that kid’s dad with a spike through his milk carton from which he was guzzling milk directly (it was a cautionary tale: a milk carton is not a cup).
9gag:
There are few things that amuse/bewilder/enrage/bore me simultaneously, but popular women’s magazines are definitely at the top of that list.
Every Magazine Your Girlfriend Ever Read by Cracked
Apple iCrap ownership is a litmus test for how well I’ll get along with a random technophile.
This reminds me of some youtube clip with 3 chicks playing a MGMT song on their iPhones… but the song is already mainly electro so… it added nothing. They didn’t even do the vocal part on the iPhone, they just sang along with their little touch-screen sound board tapping. They didn’t even edit the video to make it look like cats were playing the damn iPhones. Fail on every worldly plane…
9gag:
So… who lives on Mediterranean Avenue? I always thought Baltic was kinda… you know.
Nevermind.
9gag:
This kid made me smile… but then I saw the GnR poster in the background and lol’d so suddenly it startled the cat. Please someone help him do his eyeliner, he looks like a football player.
I want to adopt this kid and the fat kid who plays JB during the Kickapoo opening in Pick of Destiny. Then I can finally start a traveling family thrash metal band.
9gag:
There’s a take it in the can joke here somewhere.
Want: The Can Bag.
Ditto.
Aw, I want a Wave invite too. So frustrating when people roll out shiny new toys with limited invites.
I received a Google Wave invite! So exciting. Don’t be shy, wave a little hello!
Weird. When I was a kid I had a crush on Mulder. Now that I’m 30 he doesn’t look sexy to me at all (maybe it’s that shirt and the white slacks). But now Scully looks amazing to the point where I’d probably flirt with her even if I wasn’t serving a life sentence in a women’s prison (my overall potential for future lesbian flings is pretty low unless you count the very high likelihood that I’ll go to prison and have limited access to sexy long-haired men in black skirts).
Did Mulder have a different haircut or something? Why do I remember liking this guy?
(via fanlingo)
![Epic.
fanlingo:
thedailywhat:
Rachel Briggs: “Linkachu”
Raichu + Triforce Stone = Linkachu.
Don’t even bother. It cannot be defeated.
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