Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
There are few things that amuse/bewilder/enrage/bore me simultaneously, but popular women’s magazines are definitely at the top of that list.
Every Magazine Your Girlfriend Ever Read by Cracked
Apple iCrap ownership is a litmus test for how well I’ll get along with a random technophile.
This reminds me of some youtube clip with 3 chicks playing a MGMT song on their iPhones… but the song is already mainly electro so… it added nothing. They didn’t even do the vocal part on the iPhone, they just sang along with their little touch-screen sound board tapping. They didn’t even edit the video to make it look like cats were playing the damn iPhones. Fail on every worldly plane…
9gag:
So… who lives on Mediterranean Avenue? I always thought Baltic was kinda… you know.
Nevermind.
9gag:
This kid made me smile… but then I saw the GnR poster in the background and lol’d so suddenly it startled the cat. Please someone help him do his eyeliner, he looks like a football player.
I want to adopt this kid and the fat kid who plays JB during the Kickapoo opening in Pick of Destiny. Then I can finally start a traveling family thrash metal band.
9gag:
There’s a take it in the can joke here somewhere.
Want: The Can Bag.
Ditto.
Aw, I want a Wave invite too. So frustrating when people roll out shiny new toys with limited invites.
I received a Google Wave invite! So exciting. Don’t be shy, wave a little hello!
Weird. When I was a kid I had a crush on Mulder. Now that I’m 30 he doesn’t look sexy to me at all (maybe it’s that shirt and the white slacks). But now Scully looks amazing to the point where I’d probably flirt with her even if I wasn’t serving a life sentence in a women’s prison (my overall potential for future lesbian flings is pretty low unless you count the very high likelihood that I’ll go to prison and have limited access to sexy long-haired men in black skirts).
Did Mulder have a different haircut or something? Why do I remember liking this guy?
(via fanlingo)
![Epic.
fanlingo:
thedailywhat:
Rachel Briggs: “Linkachu”
Raichu + Triforce Stone = Linkachu.
Don’t even bother. It cannot be defeated.
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Know your roots, son. The old-skool one was all about the 90s combination Sbarros and Arbys.
Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell.
…i may post this daily.
JUDGE ME.
Please choose death. Nothing worse than ravers.
If I had a time machine I would go back to 1994 and sucker punch any and every teenager wearing a pacifier as a fashion accessory. This would take years, even if I only focused my vengence on the upper midwest, hence I didn’t have time for it when I was previously in 1994. Also, I wasn’t the type of teen girl who beat down anybody, but now I’m the type of 30-year old who would consider going all Deathwish on the weekends (if she had a time machine).
Judge me if you will.
Lots of tough choices today…
Pavement makes me nostalgic. Slanted and Disenchanted was one of my first casette tapes to start going loopy a few years ago (after over a decade of frequent use how the tape quality just goes to shit). I still kept it though. Some people keep sentimental photos, I keep casette tapes. More amazing are all the ones that still sound as good as they ever did (not saying much, but hey, what else am I going to play in that walkman).
Pavement - Spit on a Stranger
Honey I’m a prize and you’re a catch and we’re a perfect match like two bitter strangers
Would love to land on the four-corners intersection of Satan, Black Obelisk, Richard Dawkins and Giant lizards. Even better if I can do that and swap Dawkins with Nothing.
There are no females on this list, unless you count God Almighty, nature, or Sauron’s flaming vageyena. Meh.
(via somethingintellectual)
BLACK OBELISK FTW
… I landed on the nothing square.
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. SUCK IT.
Richard Dawkins. :|
