Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
Ripped and ready for the sequel to a movie best described as the Brokeback Mountain of vampire flicks.
Twilight is that rare awful movie that would be totally awesome as a porno. Picture that vampire baseball scene as an orgy in the thunderstorm, gritty sand from the baseball diamond shimmering on pasty white thighs… that Cry Little Sister song from The Lost Boys could be playing… don’t even pretend you wouldn’t torrent that shit.
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