Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
I JUST HEARD BILLY CORGAN IS APPARENTLY WALKING AROUND MY TOWN EATING PIZZA, MY FRIEND SAW HIM.
I love the part of the rockstar lifecycle where kids think you’re dead. Billy Corgan whined vocals out his nose like Steve Urkel and ended up looking like a bald cabbage patch kid so right there people are gonna subconsciously hope you’re dead. I shouldn’t talk, I still have some Smashing Pumpkins on casette tape. XP
I JUST PEEDGET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. YOUR. HOUSE. AND. BIKE. TO. TOWN. NOW.WTF I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD?!
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