Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
I know I’m not alone when I say that the G’n’F’n’R video trilogy may be the most epic 25 minutes to ever bless the television screen while tuned into MTV (Dirt McGirt showing up at the welfare offices in a chauffeured limousine gives it a run for it’s money). As if the songs weren’t already fucking awesome enough, here are a few other reasons why I say “FTW, G’n’F’n’R 4-eVA!!!”
Don’t Cry
Great Question.
Stephanie Seymour is smokin’ (as usual) in this video. It also features Axl running around as a naked little Golem. Yeah, this is perfectly normal for a hard rock video…
November Rain
This is a great video but I can’t really crack jokes about weddings & funerals. Riki Rachtman makes an appearance and he still had long hair. I imagine Riki Rachtman would still come and crash your wedding if he wasn’t invited. It is the metal thing to do. Headbangers Ball 4 Lyfe.
Estranged
This video should serve as a style guide for anyone that wants to look cool. Little known fact: Wearing high-top Converse Weapons with your name on them allows you to speak with flannel wearing dolphins. This video successfully set the bar for awesomeness at epic levels… someone shoot me, please.
