Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
NICE TRY!
“Yo dog! We’re just a bank full of cool dudes that like to twitter on the internet machine! Say! You know what’s really cool? Opening one of our many cool dude accounts because banking rules! Waddya say? Can we get you started on some hip paperwork? Ricka-ricka-ricka! That’s a turntable noise! Ricka-ricka. Am I not doing it right?”
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