Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
As we sat in the bunker awaiting our orders, the other guys and I started comparing the robot war we were in to other wars.
“Vietnam would’ve been terrible,” said one of the soldiers.
“Yeahhhh…” we said, collectively agreeing.
Then another soldier chimed in. “Yeah, but at least when it rained on the Vietnamese, they didn’t malfunction and go into “rape mode” like the robots we’re fighting.”
“Oh yeah, that’s right,” we began saying to one another, pretending to have forgotten how fucking seriously worried we all were about that.
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