Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
I’m paying more attention to Twitter now due to a new social media project, and every day Twitter shows me new people that are similar to me.
So far they have been creepy-accurate, first by linking me to a chick I’ve never met who just happens to be involved with one of my exes, and second by linking me to tons of work-related people I follow in RSS already. Today they topped themselves by telling me that I’m similar to MktgDoucheBag.
Kid B would say “sZing!” and I’d have to reply “sZinggggger!” because I just got pwned (and that’s how we respond to such things around here).
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