Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
Spambots are just stupid people. If we censor them, who next? The kinds of people who post on Yahoo! Answers? YouTube commentors? MMO forum trolls?
Marketers ought to support your robot brethren because first they came for your AI bots, then they’ll come for your outsourced Filipinos, and when they come for all the PR people there will be nobody left to defend them… except the analytics people who make a killing telling you marketeers what your metrics data actually means.
I’m just saying let he or she who does not profit from marketing and PR cast the first stone against the spambots.
Support roborights today. AI is not that much stupider than most people you know, and it’s not like you’d hate a person or ban them from the internet for being retarded, right? Do you want captcha technology to evolve in difficulty to where the average retarded person can’t figure out how to comment on most online communities? Do you hate the mentally retarded?
Ok, then. I’m just saying up with roborights. For more information about the roborights cause, check out the touching documentary based on a true story of one annoying little spambot that was programmed to SPAM LOVE. That’s right, spambots can spam love.
Alt text: “And what about all the people who won’t be able to join the community because they’re terrible at making helpful and constructive co— … oh.”
