Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
People think kids won’t pick up on the subtexts but I always knew the Trix rabbit represented naturalistic third world nations and the denim-clad selfish children represented America. The cereal represented either economic autonomy or, you know, cereal. Either way I think it’s fair to say Trix commercials helped turn me against Reagan-era foreign aid policies.
Shagia: “Silly Rabbit”
“For a long time it gave me nightmares. Having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear ‘em taunting him: ‘Silly rabbit — Trix are for kids.’
How come they just couldn’t give him some cereal?”
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