Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
Anal Penetrating Chair Kills Teen
Great, now I’m afraid of my chair. Don’t most ergonomic chairs have gas-cylinder-based seat adjustment?
This is just one more reason they should make lazy-boy reclining chairs at computer desk height. Like with a classy little step stool to hop on up there.
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