Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
Spock is Sexy, but…
I hesitated before reblogging this because as funny as it was to me, I didn’t want to give my boyfriend any ideas. When I had a crush on Captain Jack from the pirate flicks, he surprised me (and my kid who answered the door) by dressing up with a real captain-morgan-rum beard and everything. Which was cool. But I don’t know if that blue star fleet unitard would really do it for me in person. ;p
Today, my boyfriend told me that we would be living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up, ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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