Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
This is why I love Mailchimp. Ok, the service and interface design is great too, but the campy humor is adorable.
In the settings, they even have a “party pooper mode” in case you want to turn off the stupid jokes. People have to literally click a radio button to admit they are party poopers to prevent a cartoon monkey from telling awful jokes.
This is just about as close as you’re going to get to seeing a legitimate commercial service troll its customers. *golf clap*
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