Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
I think the shower is the only place Edward didn’t stalk Bella.
If this were available on a glittery rainbow gradient, I’d totally get this to annoy and further embarrass my family. But it’s not even remotely sparkly. And his hair shouldn’t be halfway between Knightrider-era Hoff and Christopher Walken. It should be halfway between Raising Arizona-era Nicolas Cage and Burger Boy (aka the “reverse-Morrissey”).
just when you thought it couldn’t get worse. gross :(
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