Kelly Rued, Etcetera
Insufferable as NASCAR, indomitable as moon prospectors, metal as the wind—such is our love.
Welcome, svelte cybernauts, to my personal scrapblog. Some people say, "you waste so much time looking at stupid shit on the internet. When you're on your death bed, think how you'll wish you could get that time back." People who win at the internet don't go out like that. We'll have a lifetime of stupid internet shit saved in our scrapblogs so we can cherish it ON our death beds. Remember that great lol you had in June 1998? I don't either. Don't let your lolz continue to deteriorate like your aging, senile brain. Get a tumblelog and win at the internet. - PSA by KRetc.
Please choose death. Nothing worse than ravers.
If I had a time machine I would go back to 1994 and sucker punch any and every teenager wearing a pacifier as a fashion accessory. This would take years, even if I only focused my vengence on the upper midwest, hence I didn’t have time for it when I was previously in 1994. Also, I wasn’t the type of teen girl who beat down anybody, but now I’m the type of 30-year old who would consider going all Deathwish on the weekends (if she had a time machine).
Judge me if you will.
Lots of tough choices today…
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