Kelly Rued, Etcetera

This would be awesome in somebody else’s house. Where I...

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:22:41 -0500

This would be awesome in somebody else’s house. Where I could visit it. (But never admit to myself that I bought it).

Typographic Infographic of the Day: “A Field Guide to Typestaches” by Tor Weeks.

18” x 24” screenprint on cream-colored paper. $24.

[laughingsquid.]

Have I mentioned lately that T2:Judgement Day is the finest...

Fri, 07 May 2010 17:18:34 -0500

Have I mentioned lately that T2:Judgement Day is the finest action film ever created? It transcends the genre with genuine warmth from both robot-boy bonding and molten metals in the same scene. Also, that liquid metal terminator skewers that kid’s dad with a spike through his milk carton from which he was guzzling milk directly (it was a cautionary tale: a milk carton is not a cup).

9gag:

Lego Terminator

There are few things that amuse/bewilder/enrage/bore me...

Fri, 07 May 2010 17:04:00 -0500

There are few things that amuse/bewilder/enrage/bore me simultaneously, but popular women’s magazines are definitely at the top of that list.

iammattjordan:

Every Magazine Your Girlfriend Ever Read by Cracked

Apple iCrap ownership is a litmus test for how well I’ll...

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 06:06:53 -0500

Apple iCrap ownership is a litmus test for how well I’ll get along with a random technophile.

This reminds me of some youtube clip with 3 chicks playing a MGMT song on their iPhones… but the song is already mainly electro so… it added nothing. They didn’t even do the vocal part on the iPhone, they just sang along with their little touch-screen sound board tapping. They didn’t even edit the video to make it look like cats were playing the damn iPhones. Fail on every worldly plane…

9gag:

iPad Scrabble - the future is the past

So… who lives on Mediterranean Avenue? I always thought...

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 05:21:46 -0500

So… who lives on Mediterranean Avenue? I always thought Baltic was kinda… you know.

Nevermind.

9gag:

Black Monopoly

Love this. Would make a great wall mural. (via hena)

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:42:13 -0600

Love this. Would make a great wall mural.

(via hena)

This kid made me smile… but then I saw the GnR poster in...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:32:56 -0600

This kid made me smile… but then I saw the GnR poster in the background and lol’d so suddenly it startled the cat. Please someone help him do his eyeliner, he looks like a football player.

I want to adopt this kid and the fat kid who plays JB during the Kickapoo opening in Pick of Destiny. Then I can finally start a traveling family thrash metal band.

9gag:

Rock You!

There’s a take it in the can joke here...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:41:00 -0600

There’s a take it in the can joke here somewhere.

juliasegal:

lotusmodern:

Want: The Can Bag.

Ditto.

Aw, I want a Wave invite too. So frustrating when people roll...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:36:14 -0600

Aw, I want a Wave invite too. So frustrating when people roll out shiny new toys with limited invites.

devincastro:

I received a Google Wave invite! So exciting. Don’t be shy, wave a little hello!

Weird. When I was a kid I had a crush on Mulder. Now that...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:24:00 -0600

Weird. When I was a kid I had a crush on Mulder. Now that I’m 30 he doesn’t look sexy to me at all (maybe it’s that shirt and the white slacks). But now Scully looks amazing to the point where I’d probably flirt with her even if I wasn’t serving a life sentence in a women’s prison (my overall potential for future lesbian flings is pretty low unless you count the very high likelihood that I’ll go to prison and have limited access to sexy long-haired men in black skirts).

Did Mulder have a different haircut or something? Why do I remember liking this guy?

(via fanlingo)

Epic. fanlingo: thedailywhat: Rachel Briggs: “Linkachu” Raichu...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:11:09 -0600

Epic.

fanlingo:

thedailywhat:

Rachel Briggs: “Linkachu”

Raichu + Triforce Stone = Linkachu.

Don’t even bother. It cannot be defeated.

[more.]

A Christmas Story is nothing but win.

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:59:09 -0500

A Christmas Story is nothing but win.

Know your roots, son. The old-skool one was all about the 90s...

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:57:28 -0500

Know your roots, son. The old-skool one was all about the 90s combination Sbarros and Arbys.

theduty:

Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell.

…i may post this daily.

JUDGE ME.

Please choose death. Nothing worse than ravers. If I had a time...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:41:00 -0500

Please choose death. Nothing worse than ravers.

If I had a time machine I would go back to 1994 and sucker punch any and every teenager wearing a pacifier as a fashion accessory. This would take years, even if I only focused my vengence on the upper midwest, hence I didn’t have time for it when I was previously in 1994. Also, I wasn’t the type of teen girl who beat down anybody, but now I’m the type of 30-year old who would consider going all Deathwish on the weekends (if she had a time machine).

Judge me if you will.

juliasegal:

Lots of tough choices today…

Pavement makes me nostalgic. Slanted and Disenchanted was one of...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:33:19 -0500

Pavement makes me nostalgic. Slanted and Disenchanted was one of my first casette tapes to start going loopy a few years ago (after over a decade of frequent use how the tape quality just goes to shit). I still kept it though. Some people keep sentimental photos, I keep casette tapes. More amazing are all the ones that still sound as good as they ever did (not saying much, but hey, what else am I going to play in that walkman).

synecdoche:

snarkface:

Pavement - Spit on a Stranger

Honey I’m a prize and you’re a catch and we’re a perfect match like two bitter strangers

Would love to land on the four-corners intersection of Satan,...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:25:00 -0500

Would love to land on the four-corners intersection of Satan, Black Obelisk, Richard Dawkins and Giant lizards. Even better if I can do that and swap Dawkins with Nothing.

There are no females on this list, unless you count God Almighty, nature, or Sauron’s flaming vageyena. Meh.

samanthaofthedead:

ohaimarisa:

everythinggoesdark:

icaneatyourfaceplz:

likeneelyohara:

(via somethingintellectual)

BLACK OBELISK FTW

… I landed on the nothing square.

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. SUCK IT.

Richard Dawkins. :|

I think Courtney Love looked sexier then, before she had all the...

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 08:33:03 -0500

I think Courtney Love looked sexier then, before she had all the plastic surgery. She wasn’t pretty, but she was interesting looking. She looked like like trouble, sex, and fun. I really hate what she’s made herself into now. It was cool to have a talented woman who didn’t look like a part-time model make it big in the hypersexualized music industry. Then she got lots of money and shat all over that progress just so she could look like a double-wide trailer-park version of playboy bunny.

In stark contrast, Kim Gordon has maintained reasonable dignity relative to other mature female rockers (in spite of being involved in the fashion industry and designing vulgar $400 hoodies for the likes of Urban Outfitters). Oddly, a lot of 90s era rock women seem to end up migrating to fashion (art school types, so maybe not so odd after all). Sean Yseult (50% of why White Zombie was awesome) apparently designed high-end scarves or some shit.

It makes me wonder if Joan Jett designed any overpriced rags for rich bitch boutiques. I’d google around but part of me knows I will die a little if she put her name on $600 pleather shrugs or a signature line of blackheart boy shorts. Ugh.

(via taleeroe)

Damn. Why are awful stereotypes seldom wrong? When I first saw a...

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:23:00 -0500

Damn. Why are awful stereotypes seldom wrong? When I first saw a banner ad on some blog for a “Twicon” I clicked through to gape at the horror of it all (you can pay crazy cash to get your picture taken with Jasper, who has like 4 lines in the first film, and maybe 2 scenes in the second!) but the moment I saw the “masquerade ball” mentioned I involuntarily jumped to a cruel conclusion:

This place will be full of gigantic middle-aged long-haired women who enjoy wearing epic corsets, sausage-casing-like spanks “foundation garments,” and vaguely medieval/gothy looking gowns. Some wiccans will represent for batshits everywhere. Many will be hot-bodied but snaggle-faced teens dressed in cosplay, and some will bring along their tween daughters in some weird bonding ritual (the female equivalent of a dad taking his 12 year old son to a strip club). Pandering geeky men will be there, subserviently dressing in matching cosplay, dutifully holding purses. The entire ballroom will smell like old paperback books, pressed powder, and menstruation.

Either stereotypes are awesome accurate, or I’m psychic as hell:

I attended this on purpose: Twicon 2009 | Film | A.V. Club

She’s giving out lifetime passes to her cavernous lurve...

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 10:32:18 -0500

She’s giving out lifetime passes to her cavernous lurve gulch, abstinent for months, and yet her relationship status says she’s engaged. THIS is the problem with promise rings, kids.

beforeisleep:

fuckyeahtypos:

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Facebook — not as private as you may have thought.

[via.]

The worst part is, you KNOW that guy’s name isn’t “Micheal.”

AHHH OH MY GOD

Six Degrees of Su-Su-Sudio: Using Pandora as Musical...

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 09:57:00 -0500

Six Degrees of Su-Su-Sudio: Using Pandora as Musical Gaydar

“It’s too early to say for sure at just the second degree of “Sussudio,” but it seems like going back in time to invent Phil Collins at the dawn of music would be a good way to destroy all happiness as we know it.” -Su-su-sudio researcher, seanbaby